BAR OF THE MONTH COMING -7/01/08

VULTURE MOUNTAIN VENUE

J.M. DUCTAPE
PERVERT
WILDMAN
BOSSMAN
SWOOD
WARIO
DON RODRIGO
FES
GONZO
JOHNNY ICE
CHATTY CHICK
GANNON
HANDY ANDY
UNCLE BINGO
CAVEMAN

WE ARE ALWAYS RECRUITING NEW WEASELS. THE VULTURE MTN. WEASELS WERE "FOUNDED" IN OCTOBER 2007. BY A CANADIAN WEASEL AND A CHICAGO WEASEL WHO MET IN PHOENIX, AZ. AND IS A HOME FOR WEASELS FROM WHEREVER. VULTURE MTN. WEASELS DO NOT WEAR EMBROIDERED BACKPATCHES. IF YOU ARE DEEMED WORTHY AND WISH TO ENTER WEASLEDOM, YOU WILL RECIEVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PAINTJOB. PAINTJOBS ARE NOT EARNED THEY HAVE TO BE PAID FOR AND THAT GOES FOR ALL OF THE REST OF "WEASELWEAR". CONTACT US FOR MORE INFO ON HOW TO BECOME A VULTURE MTN. WEASEL OR HOW TO PURCHASE "SUPPORT WEAR".

VMW SHITLIST COMING 07/01/08

VM WEASEL WATERING HOLES:

SPUDS BAR AND GRILL
KALAHARI GRILL
WESTERN TRAILS RANCH
ENOCHS
HARDTAILZ
STEEL HORSE SALOON
WILD HORSE WEST
ROADRUNNER STEAKHOUSE
THE HIDEAWAY
KJ'S BAR
SWIZZLE STICK
BUFFALO CHIP SALOON
COYOTE HILL
OCTANE LOUNGE
GREASEWOOD FLATS
MOTHERS BAR AND GRILL
THE ICE PALACE

PLEASE VISIT THE MOTHERSHIP.... 
WWW.WEASELSUSA.ORG

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WE ARE NOT A MOTORCYCLE CLUB! WE ARE A DRINKING CLUB WITH A MOTORCYCLE PROBLEM. A SOCIAL CLUB. WE DRINK. WE RIDE. NO BAR TOO FAR. VULTURE MTN. WEASELS AS WELL AS ALL "CHAPTERS" OF THE WEASELS ARE INDEPENDENT FROM EACH OTHER, UNORGANIZED AND ANSWER TO NO ONE. NO PRESIDENTS, ROAD CAPTAINS OR CHAIN OF COMMAND. PLEASE REFER TO BY-LAWS FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

Hymn 69 (The Men Who Would Be Weasels) With bloodshot eyeballs and stain-ed pants we crawl on our belly like a goner The queasy stomach and the pee-pee dance the symbols of our fucking honor Smell the stench of rodent sweat on dingle encrusted testes We shamble forward seeking Weaselettes to shave our backs and show their breasties GO GET STUFFED our battle belch as we vomit into the fray We’ll march together through the gates of hell face down in the gutter where we lay And now our evil underpants unfurl as we demonstrate our mighty gasses we bring discomfort to a christian world who can bend and kiss our stinky asses Weasels one and Weasels all may our feces fill the air we pick our nostrils and we scratch our balls family values are for fucking squares.